*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

do u ever get like water hungry…
Thirsty?
water hungry
you: *opens my audio biography*
me: hi welcome to my audio biography.. chapter 1.. [begins screaming for 4 hours]
holy shit i’m fucking tired


hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap



me: i kinda like *insert morally grey character*
fandom purity police, 0.293 seconds later:
